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WWE fot the lulz

Sat Sep 19, 2009, 9:34 PM
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SO i was watching Breaking Point tonite,  and kinda enjoyed it, but after the main events I was pissed off.  Neither went right,  'I QUIT' was awesome til the WTF ending, and then Punk and Taker?  that wasnt even a match!  and i was REALLY looking forward to some WRESTLING going on too!   Lame  Ass!

Anyway thats not the lulz..     JEFF HARDY is for the lulz!

Homeboy's been busted 2x from WWE for failing drug tests,  then comes back like all "Yo i'm clean nao, dawg!"  Then gets into an angle with the STRAIGHTEDGE CM Punk, who denounces drugs and alcohol, and calls jeff on all of his past habits getting him into trouble, and how straightedge pwns drugz.. to which Jeff claims "that aint me!" / his drugs are behind him / everyone deserves second chances / and they fight about it for 3 months..

ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT Jeff Hardy lost a 'loser leaves WWE' match against CM Punk so he could have some time off, and within 2 weeks gets his ass arrested for...??   

say it with me now!     DRUGS!!  and lots of them..

OH SWEET IRONY!!

CM Punk was right,  haha


This has been "WWE for the lulz"

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:iconthehereticmike:
TheHereticMike Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009
O_O wow...Jeff Hardy is a dumbass...really? he needs drugs that bad? well..I Guess, I mean, he does do alot of stupid "I hurt myself for entertainment" moves.

I wish Legion of Doom was back. :( Fighting along side Ultimate Warrior and Big Boss man.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
lol @ the 80's~~~
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gammarallyson Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2009
And this is why CM Punk is GOLD!

Though I an surprised that he still the Champ, Hell I'm still surprised he won the damn Title! XD

Of course there's Danielson... [sigh] ;__;
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
didnt last~~ poor guy i was hoping he would hold the strap for a long time. AND you know, fuckin, act like a competitor and not some weasel heel like every heel has to be..
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gammarallyson Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009
But not against Taker. He can shoot lightening out of his ass and causes the ground to shake.

... Or does that just happen with Michelle McCool? X)
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Professional Filmographer
LOL just McCool~~
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AnnamaeTezuka Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
The irony!
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:iconvashperado:
vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
is delicious!
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KurtFloyd Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, Breaking point was the Breaking point for me. after the whole Trump buyout bullshit that went nowhere except to introduce the guest GM's and sell out even more i started watching TNA. They've seriously done nothing with any of their storylines and their main events are just fuckin boring aside from maybe Undertaker. but with him leaving soon anyway its not much incentive either.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
what sucks is, i cant stand TNA
haha
so im stuck with my WWE

i was almost a TNA fan,
until they went 6 sided, and brought over angel and now mick foley
and it is seriously worse than WCW
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KurtFloyd Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
yeah, my friends still watch it and there's a sports bar that does a $10 meal w/ the pay per view that i watch to check to see if there's anything interesting to draw me back in.

I can understand it with them being around the longest and putting on a bigger show. It just seems they don't put anything into the wrestling anymore and just pay the most and feel like they can throw whatever at their fans while on TNA may be a smaller venue its nowhere nearly as hectic as WCW (even though i was a WCW fan during the NWO peak w/ Sting) and the X division has some really excellent up and coming talent which they're pushing a lot on pay per views.

And i never understood the 6 sided ring argument? my friend hates it but i don't understand how that detracts from the show.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
LOL i just think 6 sides is un-neccessary~ they are just trying to be extreme and different, but it does not add anything to the matches besides seeing some lulzy confusion with the irish whips~ haha
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KurtFloyd Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
mmk. I can kinda see that. I never had a problem following it though and actually liked that in some of the x division matches they had about 4 or 5 guys being thrown around which usually lead into some crazy move. at one point in a cage match i believe there was a 5 man suplex off of a rope. I guess I'm just tired of WWE taking care of its Main Event guys and never pushing any of the younger talent that much. And it doesn't help that the few times they did I hated the story recently. I like that TNA's trying something different to shake it up.

And I still argue that the wrestling is so much better. X divisions are crazy and wild which is how i felt that cruiser weights should be. I love jeff hardy but the most they do is ladder matches which i've seen the same over since WCW and WWF, and maybe once in a while a dive off of a sound stage or something. The Younger guys have no good story lines. CM punk looked promising but then turned him into a bitchy heel which ruined it to me. Orton could have been awesome if they'd have given him a bigger faction when he was going against the entire WWE and McMahons but instead he just had way to many bouts with Triple H which were horrible. I think my last straw was when Santino came out and started sucking up to Freddy Prince Junior and I couldn't even laugh at him anymore then they went nowhere with the mizz's and Batista's story right along side that.

I could see if you're into the traditional wrestling but it just seems to me like WWE doesn't care about it's fans and is just selling a circus show that i refuse to buy popcorn for
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Professional Filmographer
your totally right, i agree
they are really not in touch with their audience like AT ALL
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Sharingan-Zero Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
lucky i didn't watch Breaking Point, but i heard what happened, i was also dissapointed that they removed the Morrison/Zigler match.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009  Professional Filmographer
Yea me too, i was looking forward to that one
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onnu2001 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
As long as the card doesn't scream 'Same ol shit' I'll pick it up. With that being said, I skipped Bragging Rights b/c the concept is retarded. A submissions related PPV sounds boring as hell. If Kurt Angle, Bret Hart, Ric Flair, or Chris Benoit headlined the event, I might have given some ass.... but obviously they didn't.

As far as Hardy, I'm a total mark. I hate to see Jeff validate the WWE's concerns over giving him world title reigns with such bad publicity. The inconsistancy in the current product has led to me spending well over a grand the last two years picking up collections and old PPV's for the better matches, wrestlers, storylines, etc.

The one thing I've noticed is that Jeff Hardy truly has put his life on the line for the company. Cena is a kiss ass with no in ring work or believable charisma (since turning face)Cena is clean and straight edge b/c he wrestles safe. AKA BORING ASS matches. Jeff is an innovator that has destroyed his body for the sport, which is why I believe he addicted to drugs and pain killers.

Look no further than his TLC match at SummerSlam 09 ( a good PPV IMO) or his final cage match on Smackdown.

I truly hate it. He's outsold Cena since AT LEAST October 08, (according to the top 10 at wweshop.com)and yes, my gang of wrestling friends hate him that much that we keep up with FACtion and merchandise sales, he gets more than a 60% positive reaction from fans, unlike the current face of the company could ever hope for, he's a better entertainer and a better wrestler, but he hasn't played the 'game' to be the corporate brown noser.

It just reflects a sad reality in which society and business often times elevate mediocrity onto pedistals when there are generally harder working far more deserving candidates out there.

Sorry for the rant....It's just been building for quite a long time.
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:iconvashperado:
vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
well they had CM Punk who is great and will someday be regarded as well as those on your list..
but they ruined it anyway, like always
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onnu2001 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009
Punk is so young and has so much heat, I think he'll be fine. Punk is the only fresh element currently in the company on the main event map. I think beating everybody tonight will go a long way in boosting his credentials.
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SupahDupahFreak Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
Seems like WWE isn't the same as it used to be back in the days? I miss watching wrestling and cheering like a maniac. Now it's like more talk and less action D:
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:iconvashperado:
vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
yea really
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:iconhibbe:
Hibbe Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
Yeah...

Jeff cracked me up with that stunt.

"Hey y'all I'ma quit the WWE to go be in my own tv show on MTV! WOO life sure is going great!"

...

"Y'know what would make life even greater!? A SHITLOAD OF DRUGS! :D"

Awesome Jeff.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
Jeff got pwnd pretty epically there
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:iconhibbe:
Hibbe Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009
Sure did...

Poor idiotic bastard.
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Firithnovwen Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The whole deal with the taker and punk thing is that it's in the same areana that Brett Hart got screwed out of his belt by Vince McMahon and The Heart Break Kid Shawn Micheals sooo many years ago. They were just playing off that.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
yea i noticed what they were doing, just reeeeeeally didnt like it LOL
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Firithnovwen Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's why we stopped watching it
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moffia351 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
Breaking Point kind of sucked, and the only match I was looking farward to, CM Punk and Undertaker, was just stupid. Summer Slam was 10 times better than Breaking Point

I enjoyed the CM Punk and Jeff Hardy thing while it lasted, but it kind of sucks for CM Punk now that Jeff Hardy is gone because he doesn't really have a good rivalry any more. Once he loses the belt I doubt we will see him as much as we did, which makes me sad because he's probably one of my favorite people to watch.
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moffia351 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
Breaking Point kind of sucked, and the only match I was looking farward to, CM Punk and Undertaker, was just stupid. Summer Slam was 10 times better than Breaking Point

I enjoyed the CM Punk and Jeff Hardy thing while it lasted, but it kind of sucks for CM Punk now that Jeff Hardy is gone because he doesn't really have a good rivalry any more. Once he loses the belt I doubt we will see him as much as we did, which makes me sad because he's probably one of my favorite people to watch.
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Otacon144 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Student Filmographer
Some people?

Just.
Don't.
Learn.

:iconfacepalmplz:
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Dak-o-Dak Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
I was at Breaking point and Punk/Taker was a real deception.

I would also have been happier to get a little more action in the Cena/Orton match but it was OK.
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ASZSephiroth Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
WWE lost some of its' appeal after it lost rights to call itself WWF.
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:iconvashperado:
vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
yea
will never be the same
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:iconaszsephiroth:
ASZSephiroth Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009
I miss the good ol' days of WWF during the attitude era.
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Professional Filmographer
oh man, best time to be a fan
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ASZSephiroth Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2009
Indeed it was.
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Mistic-Gohan Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Cena vs. Orton fight was epic :]

But yeah... the match with Taker and punk (gay) was already set up before the event ;/
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SalemJones Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, I have'nt even paid much attention to wrestling for awhile... Jeff Hardy, arrested? He was always my favorite Hardy boy... oh well.
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Sohym Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I kind of miss watching wrestling XD it's so funny and entertaining!
Sad day. I need a new tv.
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hotpopcorn Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
funny lol
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doortodoor Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
Lol as if drug screening really happens on WWE! Batista is like a walking roids advert!
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JCTHEDRAGON Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009
(I would show the mugshot but idk how to embed it on here)
Former WWE champ Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday on drug trafficking charges after police discovered a significant quantity of drugs in his Cameron, N.C., home.

Officers located and seized 262 Vicodin pills, 180 Soma pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, and a residual amount of powder cocaine and items of drug paraphernalia.

Hardy was charged with felony trafficking in opium, two counts of felony possession with intent to sell or deliver a Schedule III controlled substance, felony maintaining a dwelling to keep a controlled substance, felony possession of cocaine and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia. His bail was set at $125,000.

(whole article here)
[link]
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Geofffffff Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
the i quit match was pretty predictable since orton took out the cuffs. yu would instantly know that it would be used to STFU him.

taker vs punk was the big mess of the ppv. i still cant understand how they decided that:-?

hardy was arrested again? tsk tsk...
and you know i think theres a new ppv again coming up :hell in a cell" and every match will be in that type. i think the punk win over taker is just a set-up for taker to win big time it in a new ppv which they say is taker's spacialty hell in a cell.

newscriptwriterplz :XD:
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KyudaimeHokage Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
Yeah........... was not happy with how the matches for Breaking Point turned out. DX tapping out to Legacy??!!!! WTF man???!!!! Oh my god I miss the old days where the pay-per views were worth me watching in the whole static stretched rainbow color scrambled channels (because as a young teen back in the day with no job that's the best that I could do to find out what was going on lol).
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
LOL i did that too!
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KyudaimeHokage Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009
No way! lol, that's freak'n awesome XD
Yeah, me and my younger sister would find the right channel and just sit there and try to watch (more like listen than anything else lol) the pay per-view. Oh man, lol, that brings back so many hilarious childhood memories now that I think about it :rofl:
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Psycho333 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
now will they change the storyline or keep making "say no to drugs" sound like a bad thing to say ((Yes the Punk Heel thing is a rare WWE miss I would of had it turn out Hardy was a drug dealer...and from what happened...that would be closer to the truth :lmao: ))
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vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009  Professional Filmographer
LOL TRUE
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:iconpsycho333:
Psycho333 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2009
and their still promoting Punk as a heel despite the whole "Hardy busted for an assload of drugs in real life" thing...

seriosuly though sometimes when a wrestling storyline is a complete miss...they just keep doing it...
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:iconvashperado:
vashperado Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2009  Professional Filmographer
yea really..

like "pushing Mark Henry" they never stop! haha
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