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<vampireking>Y'know what's sad?
<vampireking>After a while of searching for stuff on dA, it all just turns into porn
<vampireking>mostly inflation porn. = A=
<AshleyLange>welcome to DA
<AshleyLange>I love you
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fifteen million internets for you.
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My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence, and they declare that its quality surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.
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>:3
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"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear." -Jack Handey
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"I don't see what the fate of my balls has to do with the fate of the world!" - Elfen Lied's Bando.
"To love a thing means wanting it to live" - Confucius
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
And for someone whose an Athiest too D;
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Music is like war,
It clashes and reverberates,
Through every soul.
Has a resounding sadness,
And an overwhelming joy.
People can hear it,
And some say they can feel it,
Even When,
Miles away. ~-~ Sin Saven
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*Lol'd so good*
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"Shrink ray...Bananas...." - Kyle
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